We all have had the homework we don't want to do. Well the answer is simple....procrastination. It is simple and easy enough for everyone to do. Here are the very simple steps to becoming a procrastinator.
Step #1
Suddenly forget you have that homework. It isn't hard to do. You can forget your homework folder at school or suddenly forget where you put your backpack. It's easy enough.
Step #2
Watch TV, read a book, listen to music, color in a coloring book. It's simple and sophisticated.
step #3
Go out. Eat food at a fancy place. Go see a movie or a basketball game. (Guess where I am right now ...wink wink...) It will keep your mind off the pending doom.
Step #4
Go take a nap. Hopefully your dreams won't involve homework.
Step #5
Do absolutely nothing. Go stare at a wall or something!
As you can see procrastination is an art that can be easily learned and mastered.
...This post is not responsible for failing grades, emotional outbreaks, or any other negative consequences...
Hi Tanlen. I love your post about how to procrastinate. The tips were very helpful, and ya know what? I find myself doing all the things on list most of the time... maybe that is why I am such a procrastinator. Anyways I think step 4 is the best. I naps are so nice!!! Haha as I Said before your post is just fantastic and the picture is utterly perfect. Have a wonderful day...and keep up the good work. (Oh by the way this is Mikaela. I am on Ryan's blogger account. Thanks)
ReplyDeleteClever writing. Make sure you break up your text so it is not in one big clump. Also I would make your writing more of a contrast so it is easy to read. Word count a little short.
ReplyDeleteAh Tanlen, we are both such masters at this, I do this nearly every day of my life...okay, I'll admit, it's EVERY day of my life. Hmmm...what to do, what to do...either stop my horrid procrastination or relish in the fact that I have fellow procrastinators.... By the way, I really like the font for your blog. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the visual of your sister. I bet Carlyn loves that shot. So, procrastination is a fun topic. Even though I think it comes naturally to people, you made it fun to read and enjoyable.
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